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October, 2010

  1. Robert is my homie 4 life

    October 23, 2010 by Asim

    Asim with Paul

    So yeah Roberts wedding a few weeks ago, it was quite Awesome.

    (photo of me in the shervani with Paul)

    Although I did have quite the dilemma as to what to get him as a wedding present. I know at least three people got Karen and him picture frames. But who prints out photos these days alas. I ended up just shoving money in a card its not the best present but yeah I’ve since got them some tickets to the final of SCOTY, lets hope they have fun there!

    The wedding present is traditionally something that should be enjoyed the bride and groom in their married life. I had thought about getting them a penis pump. I’ve always wondered about penis pumps well mostly if they cause deflation, but who knows, well Robert might after I get him one, one day. After all he’s my homie 4 life.

    Gangsta.

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  2. Things I learned in Italy (but never posted cos I forgot)

    October 11, 2010 by Asim

    I went on holiday to Milan in July and this is what I learned:

    • Bergamo Airport isn’t anywhere near Milan, Ryanair needs to stop listing it as Milan
    • My Accent gets thicker and I use way more slang the further I get from Glasgow
    • Upon Landing In Bergamo, I was met with a smile at security because I had my mum with me, Terrorist/Drug Runners/Evil Bastards don’t have their mums with them
    • I need to travel more often with my mum
    • No-one can out-geek a geek (me)
    • No-one in Northern Italy can speak much English
    • Friday Prayers in Italy are just like Friday Prayers in Scotland, done in Arabic and not in the local language… Well done fools
    • People in Italy are crazy drivers
    • Wearing sandals is ok in Italy

    But yeah it was a relatively good week.

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  3. Pick me up before you go go

    October 8, 2010 by Asim

    Had a lovely wee gig at the buff club in Glasgow yesterday, maybe going on first is better for me.

    Buff club itself is a good room, could do with more numbers though. Hopefully it’ll pick up and get loads more numbers in the coming weeks, its a fantastic little room.

    Got a bit of a lull till my next gig now, 3 weeks, hopefully gonna try and find something between now and then.

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  4. Ewww

    October 5, 2010 by Asim

    Ok Really irritated with myself today, had my first gig at absolute beginners, and I forgot most my set, mainly because I tried to put in new lines that didn’t really work, I messed up my timing and delivery. But live and learn.

    Only really have myself to blame for it but I really should do better.

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