So, I woke up this morning to a missing bin. My blue recycle bin for plastic and paper, which I kept in my garden had vanished.
It would appear that some anti recyclists or (little bastards) went into my back garden and stole my bin. I’m assumed that some little cunts stole it to burn for guy Fawkes night.
I lived 14 years in Anderston, one of the roughest areas in Glasgow and we were never robbed once. But now I live in an affluent area, I’m wondering what is going to happen next, perhaps they may steal my washing pegs right off my washing line?
After talking about the incident with one of my best friends Shaun, it would appear that he also had his recycle bin stolen, last week.
Shaun like me; is coloured but, Shaun lives 40 miles away in Edinburgh, so we’re under the assumption that maybe there is a roving gang of Recycle Bin thieves who prey on coloured folk.
There appears to be some sort reactionary revolutionary anti recycling movement on the prowl we’re guessing they are called:
“The front for the liberation of recycling bins from coloured folk”
If you have any information on this anti recycling, anti darkie organisation please get in touch. Only together can we fight this menace.