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Asim is a recovering vegetarian. He has a black belt in Judo, which he wanted to use for the Olympics but was not even Commonwealth Games good enough. He collects hats and skydives on a less than regular basis, he has a fear of camels and he once met Bon Jovi and Roger Daltrey, but not at the same time.

Asim is a professional complainer, amateur stand up, and amateur dutch impersonator.

Here are some recent reasons which have been used to contact Asim:

  • Being told he won the Nigerian Lottery
  • 1 items of fanmail
  • 13 dozen items of hatemail
  • 1 order confirmation for a batch of penis enlargement pills