‘Questionable Questions’ Category
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War is is good for Business
January 20, 2011 by Asim
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Spinning Our Wheels
December 19, 2010 by Asim
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Rage against recycling
November 6, 2010 by Asim
So, I woke up this morning to a missing bin. My blue recycle bin for plastic and paper, which I kept in my garden had vanished.
It would appear that some anti recyclists or (little bastards) went into my back garden and stole my bin. I’m assumed that some little cunts stole it to burn for guy Fawkes night.
I lived 14 years in Anderston, one of the roughest areas in Glasgow and we were never robbed once. But now I live in an affluent area, I’m wondering what is going to happen next, perhaps they may steal my washing pegs right off my washing line?
After talking about the incident with one of my best friends Shaun, it would appear that he also had his recycle bin stolen, last week.
Shaun like me; is coloured but, Shaun lives 40 miles away in Edinburgh, so we’re under the assumption that maybe there is a roving gang of Recycle Bin thieves who prey on coloured folk.There appears to be some sort reactionary revolutionary anti recycling movement on the prowl we’re guessing they are called:
“The front for the liberation of recycling bins from coloured folk”
If you have any information on this anti recycling, anti darkie organisation please get in touch. Only together can we fight this menace.
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Egyptistani
August 22, 2010 by Asim
Is what you call an Egyptian now, supposedly. So my car windscreen was smashed the other day intentionally it appears like someone used a hammer to break the windscreen, quite serious cracks emanated from the focal point of the blow. Had to get the windscreen replaced…
My sisters car as also attacked a while back, I’m trying to fathom why we’re being targeted, we’re quiet, keep ourselves to ourselves and are polite to our neighbours, to the extent whenever we make jam we give our neighbours jars too.
I do live in a predominately white area, but its middle class, I wish I could find the persons or persons responsible and just find out why they did it.
The good news however is that the car was fixed with no effect on my excess! Shame the police don’t plan to investigate…
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The Wedding Present Conundrum
April 4, 2010 by Asim
This is my good friend Robert Colquhoun of clan Colquhoun, he is getting Married later in the year, the question is what do I get him as a wedding present?
A wedding present should be something the couple should be able to use in their new life as a married couple, now I don’t know the fiancé as well as I probably should but Robert is a good amigo so i’ve been pondering what do I get this man for his wedding:Answers in a comment:
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