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  1. Self-imposed veganism

    September 17, 2010 by Asim

    I set myself the bar of going from the 6th of August to the 6th of December as a vegan. I have stumbled along the way, eating a Tuna sandwich last weekend. But what i’m really struggling with is the lack of dairy, in all honesty I’m wanting to quit cos soy milk is disgusting beyond belief.

    In this era of “enlightenment” Its prudent to note that if we were all to go vegetarians, and replaced excess grazing land for animals destined to end up in a half eaten burger, with crops we’d have enough food to feed the world 4 times over.

    I’ll admit to the dirty fact that I do like meat and I love fish so I go with a few month stints of vegetarianism before returning to cooked carcasses for protein. While I can’t commit to the vegetarian lifestyle for longer than 2 years, I’ve never tried veganism before. Its doubtful i’ll last another week let alone the 3 months I have remaining.

    Sad times


  2. Egyptistani

    August 22, 2010 by Asim

    Is what you call an Egyptian now, supposedly. So my car windscreen was smashed the other day intentionally it appears like someone used a hammer to break the windscreen, quite serious cracks emanated from the focal point of the blow. Had to get the windscreen replaced…

    My sisters car as also attacked a while back, I’m trying to fathom why we’re being targeted, we’re quiet, keep ourselves to ourselves and are polite to our neighbours, to the extent whenever we make jam we give our neighbours jars too.

    I do live in a predominately white area, but its middle class, I wish I could find the persons or persons responsible and just find out why they did it.

    The good news however is that the car was fixed with no effect on my excess! Shame the police don’t plan to investigate…


  3. Ross is on a boat.

    July 2, 2010 by Asim

    He’s going quite fast supposedly.


  4. Gibberish

    June 13, 2010 by Asim

    Airports = fail, I feel like i’m stuck in a giant hospitals waiting room for my rectal exam. Although I usually score quite highly. That said, i’m so flipping bored, I need to find something to do.

    Anyway, I’ve always felt that irritation is the default feeling of men, travelling seems to bring the worst out in me.

    Point in case, a person in front of me who was unable to find their stuff for check in, for fuck sake, you’ve been in line for a good 15 minutes, have your fucking passport and tickets ready…

    Business men, who talk loudly about the accounts in Berlin, we all know that you’re not talking to anyone.  Why wear a suit when travelling? When I had to wear a suit for work and travelled about in planes, I never rarely wore my suit, I carried my suit bag, saves things from being creased and you looking like a dishevelled man when you finally get to where you were going.

    Travel in comfort not a tie, although that said, the times I’ve worn a suit to fly, I’ve never been stopped at the airport for extra questioning, there could be a link here? who knows.

    Personal music equipment, its personal for a reason, turn down the volume. Now I use mine for my various audio books, while reading other books (its a difficult talent master, there are countless occasions where i’ve mixed up storylines) I don’t need to hear the latest x-factor/Britain got narcissists winner over my audio book.

    Its now time for me to finally to board my plane, huzzah!


  5. SDL/EDL protest in kilmarnock

    May 30, 2010 by Asim

    I been meaning to have a moan about this a week or 2 ago when I found out about the planned march.

    I’ve got nothing against the SDL/EDL protest against muzzies, go for it all you want, I don’t really give a shit. My moan is against the unduly over hyped response the media, the anti-fascists and Muslims give it. Go be racist blame pakis and Muslims for all your problems, claim its only against extremists, despite your extreme views, offensive chanting and bigotry.

    But don’t give the twats any attention, people love a scapegoat I know I do, I blame most of my troubles on JJ Abrams. But seriously stop giving these deluded twats the time of day.

    I’m on the board of directors of a Muslim charity all about awareness and breaking down barriers, its a shame no cunt listens to what I say when i’m not behind a mic.