Contact

Do you want to contact Asim?
Do you need a reason to?

Here are some recent reasons which have been used:

• Being told he won the Nigerian Lottery
• People desiring to hire him for a show
• People desiring to hire him for a “private show”
• 2 items of fanmail
• 13 dozen items of hatemail
• 1 order confirmation for a batch of penis enlargement pills

You can e-mail him: here