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	<title>Asim Ali</title>
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	<description>Former high-school newpaper editor</description>
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		<title>Paying for the Privilege</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 01:50:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asim</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Inane Chatter]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know in this day and age of distractions that people find it hard to connect with others. Its perhaps why social networking is so popular, but I came across this a few minutes ago, and well it made me giggle. Gamecrush &#8220;All you need to get started is a computer and either a webcam [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know in this day and age of distractions that people find it hard to connect with others. Its perhaps why social networking is so popular, but I came across this a few minutes ago, and well it made me giggle.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.gamecrush.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;view=article&amp;id=239" target="_blank">Gamecrush</a></p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;<em>All you need to get started is a computer and  either a webcam or the console you want to play.  You can play the  casual online games we offer right here on our site, but you can also  play on other platforms as well.  The more games you are available to  play, the more GameCrush Players will want to play you!</em>&#8220;</p></blockquote>
<p>From what I can gleam its an escort service for gamers. I dunno, it made me giggle, why people who play <strong>multiplayer </strong>online games (usually for a fee) would want to pay for for the privilege of playing with other people?</p>
<p>It was beyond my minuscule mind who came up with the business plan for that, but then it dawned on me, its no doubt going to be lonely men who&#8217;d use this service, and they are going to want to have contact and play with women. Really is this a form of internet &#8220;prostitution&#8221;? I&#8217;m not certain but it seems like a less risqué version of &#8220;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camgirl" target="_blank">cam-girls</a>&#8220;.</p>
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		<title>Non Conformist</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 03:12:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asim</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Stand Up]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So couple of things really, first of all, Raymond Mearns one of my favourite comedians on the planet has graciously given me 5 minutes at his gig in largs on the 5th of September. He remains to this day, one of my 3 favourite Scottish Comedians, the other 2 are Bruce Morton and Paul Sneddon [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So couple of things really, first of all, <a href="http://www.raymondmearns.com/" target="_blank">Raymond Mearns</a> one of my favourite comedians on the planet has graciously given me 5 minutes at his gig in largs on the 5th of September.</p>
<p>He remains to this day, one of my 3 favourite Scottish Comedians, the other 2 are Bruce Morton and Paul Sneddon (you can find links to their respective sites elsewhere on the site). It&#8217;ll be the first time I&#8217;ll be preforming with one of my heros, and hopefully not the last, so the really hoping impress they&#8217;ve all helped me in some way or another and I want to show them I&#8217;ve taken their advice and am a better performer for it.</p>
<p>In other news, I&#8217;m really annoyed at how I&#8217;m caught in this limbo for a normal day job, being over qualified for some jobs, and under experienced for others. Had a few phone interviews, hopefully they&#8217;ll lead to something.</p>
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		<title>SYTYF 2010</title>
		<link>http://www.bannedaccount.com/2010/08/sytyf-2010/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Aug 2010 05:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asim</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stand Up]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Mad props go out to James Kirk for winning So you think you&#8217;re funny 2010. Thoroughly deserved, he&#8217;s a fantastic act and a definite breath of fresh air. I may enter next year not certain, but James is a hard act to follow, I think he&#8217;s the first Scottish act to win it in a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mad props go out to James Kirk for winning So you think you&#8217;re funny 2010. Thoroughly deserved, he&#8217;s a fantastic act and a definite breath of fresh air. </p>
<p>I may enter next year not certain, but James is a hard act to follow, I think he&#8217;s the first Scottish act to win it in a long time. If I&#8217;m correct in my assumption he&#8217;s the first Scottish act to win since 1992. But never the less, he&#8217;s a fantastic act, and a very nice guy to boot!</p>
<p>Really happy for him!</p>
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		<title>Egyptistani</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 04:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asim</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Questionable Questions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Via n900]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Is what you call an Egyptian now, supposedly. So my car windscreen was smashed the other day intentionally it appears like someone used a hammer to break the windscreen, quite serious cracks emanated from the focal point of the blow. Had to get the windscreen replaced&#8230; My sisters car as also attacked a while back, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is what you call an Egyptian now, supposedly. So my car windscreen was smashed the other day intentionally it appears like someone used a hammer to break the windscreen, quite serious cracks emanated from the focal point of the blow. Had to get the windscreen replaced&#8230;</p>
<p>My sisters car as also attacked a while back, I&#8217;m trying to fathom why we&#8217;re being targeted, we&#8217;re quiet, keep ourselves to ourselves and are polite to our neighbours, to the extent whenever we make jam we give our neighbours jars too.</p>
<p>I do live in a predominately white area, but its middle class, I wish I could find the persons or persons responsible and just find out why they did it.</p>
<p>The good news however is that the car was fixed with no effect on my excess! Shame the police don&#8217;t plan to investigate&#8230;</p>
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		<title>PsychoSocial</title>
		<link>http://www.bannedaccount.com/2010/08/psychosocial/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 02:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Asim</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stand Up]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Today&#8217;s Blawg title comes from an awesome slipknot song. Saw Daniel Kitson and David o&#8217;Doherty preform yesterday. They were awesome, it made me wish I was a better comedian, Kitson was able to get a laugh from putting his jumper over his head, thats how awesome he was.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today&#8217;s Blawg title comes from an awesome slipknot song.</p>
<p>Saw Daniel Kitson and David o&#8217;Doherty preform yesterday. They were awesome, it made me wish I was a better comedian, Kitson was able to get a laugh from putting his jumper over his head, thats how awesome he was.</p>
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